farewell, good hunter
Grant Us Eyes

he/him but in the 'people you don't know in multiplayer games' way

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this gag from tails gets trolled occupies permanent real estate in my brain because it has no right being this good

hello. i am dracula. do you have any blood for me.

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oive got not one drop of blood to me name on account of selling it all for one shilling and a bowl of gruel terribly sorry mr dracula

dracula voice Thats just about the saddest thing i ever heard get said.

Who Here Believe In Vanpires

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MEEEEEE

guy at urinal: AHHHH!!! AHHHHHHHUGGGGHHH!

guy next to him wearing wraparound shades talking into his Bluetooth: Yeah i’m peeing at a urinal right now. Yeah. The noise is the guy next to me. Yeah, he’s peeing too. Yeah. Peeing so hard he’s screaming

This is what uni is like ngl

Audio transcript:

[The Skyrim soundtrack plays over the background of the entire video]

Blond person with glasses: “Have you seen the new assignments on Blackboard? Our professors are trying to kill us!”

Person with brown stubble: “Have you seen Jessica’s alcohol stash? It is incredible!”

Person in striped hoodie: “Welcome, stranger! Have a delicious meal!”

Person walking from elevator: “The lines at the cafeterias were unbelievable!”

Person bumping into bucket: “So which frat are you rushing?”

End transcript.

thinking about the animation of toriel summoning a glass of lemonade out of thin air that’s exclusive to the kickstarter trailer

Mr. J, how do you relieve stress?

straycatj answered:

Hm, although Mr.@warriormale recommends training and fighting but I have to say as a small cat…

Sleep and forget!

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Sleep and forget after train and fight!

Always seek Manliness!

WarriorMale

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フックはこうにゃ

Hook is like this

Another case where the camera was clearly set up to figure out how the little shit was pulling it off